Minor Speculum

Frequently Asked Questions About Writing for The Masses

What Is This All About Then?

We're just a few guys originally from southwest Michigan—though some of us abruptly left one summer—and we're all world renowned writers.

And one of us is a compulsive liar.

For the most part we come and go as we please on this site, and write whatever the hell we want. But all of this is inconsistent. Deal with that.

That is all. Welcome to the greatest mother-fuckin page on Earth.

Who Writes This Garbage?

Can I Call You Later?

Why? Because you think we stole your writing or something? So what if we did? You can get in touch with us, I guess. We probably won't say anything back. Whatever.