Movie Night with Luke and Larry, Vol. 1 (Easter Edition)
Luke and I watch a lot of movies, thanks to Brian Williams gracious lending of netflix. What I like about it is that it allows me to catch many classic films that I otherwise might not have seen. Films like Nosferatu, Giant, and Dead Snow. Netflix even has The Other Guys now and Toy Story 3. Two movies that make me cry, but for completely different reasons.
The film is Dead Snow. It’s The Evil Dead meets The Pianist except set on Hoth. One character rides around on a snowmobile fixed with a .50 caliber cannon while another contemplates cutting off his own dick with a chainsaw. Seriously, google image that shit.
Intrigued much? Just watch it, it’s fucking awesome. It’s on netflix so if you have a heart, a brain, and a dick, then nothing can stand in your way. Except maybe your wife, who legally/officially owns all three of those things, and hates everything that you and/or I like. If you are a woman, and unmarried, and not a total faggot (and I mean that in the most negative way possible) you may like it.
Ironically Dead Snow takes place on Easter weekend, a fact of which I was unaware as I sat and Luke slept to watch it earlier tonight. And a fact of which kinda relates to the whole resurrection thing. It’s also apt because today in history class we discussed the Weimar Republic and Hitler’s rise to power [because the zombies in the film are Nazis. (non-COD players and COD players alike will still love it)]. On a side note, it’s hard for me to pay attention in that class because of the uber-cute Filipino chick that I constantly stare at and stalk on the internets. P.S. Turns out, she’s one of those wild MTV girls. Turns out, no one cares.
I will warn the viewers out there, that this film reinforces just how low Finland is on the Nordic totem pole. First off, the characters bash Finnish moonshine which I interpret as meaning that the Fins are the hill-folk of the highlands, and second off, I have had Finlandia vodka. It fucking sucks. That may offend some people in the audience with Finnish blood. I personally don’t give a fuck. Fucking Norway, where have you been all my life? There are probably many other cultural references that were lost in translation and therefore diminish my viewing pleasure to some minor degree, but I don’t care, I enjoyed this movie.
Ten Stars. A plus plus.
Who the fuck am I kidding? No one will watch this. I’d be amazed if anyone is still reading.
Also, watch this video:
The band is called The Number Twelve Looks Like You, and they are now defunct. Their drummer is a total madman and if you search Jon Karel on youtube you WILL BE wowed by his technique. I’ve always wanted to be a drummer. And a singer. I know what you’re thinking, I’ve always wanted to be Chad Moore. You are right! He’s a much better looking man than I, and much more fun to be around. He took a picture of Bay for Christ’s sake.
Larry • 1 year ago
this is easily the best thing i ever posted.
Mike • 11 months ago
You sir, I think are quite right.