To No One Who Reads This Blog
I am now, at the request of a great friend, submitting this online apology to all Cubs fans this side of the St. Joe River: I’m sorry I’m not at Buffalo Wild Wings enjoying some boneless spicy garlic hot wings, watching the home opener for the greatest team to play at Wrigley, sipping an Oberon, and having a great time with friends. Instead, my life sucks, and I’m forced to work. Though, if I play my cards right, maybe I can live off of your tax dollars.
Then I’ll be at Buffalo Wild Wings for every Cubs game. Plus, if I keep linking to Buffalo Wild Wings, perhaps Buffalo Wild Wings will pay me for advertising.
Wouldn’t that be nice?
And maybe if I link to Bell’s enough times, Bell’s will feel inclined to allow me a lifetime supply of Two-Hearted Ale be delivered on the 1st and 15th of every month, which incidentally follows my billing schedule for most of my creditors.
I don’t know. At any rate, enjoy the ‘good’ food, great times, and go Cubs!
larrium • 2 years ago
The best part is…
Brad, the suggester of said apology, will never read said apology from the suggest-ee. and also the cubs sucked it pretty fucking hard today and the “good” food, i barely remember.
the company was great but lacked two individuals who always manage to make their memorable mark the the night’s festivities.
oh well, at least there’s a new post!!
WARD • 2 years ago
alliteration
Mike • 2 years ago
Wait, what? Where would we walk when waters wake?
Mike • 2 years ago
That’s why this ultimately went out to no one. I also saw the the score this morning, and was sorely disappointed to find out this wasn’t a home game. I screwed that up.
I’m working on a couple of things to post. Will wait for yours.
larryl • 2 years ago
i have to say too, that this year’s Oberon has surprised me. it is definitely better than last years batch.
I’ve also got two things on back burner. want them to be good so I’m not going to force it.
larripedia • 2 years ago
maybe we’ll at least generate some advertising revenue
Mike • 2 years ago
And this was the whole reason for the post. We should be getting our $0.10 royalty checks in the mail once every three years. Don’t forget to claim it on your taxes.
Badass Justlikeeveryothermotherfucker • 2 years ago
Dude, your delusional. Oberon is the same every fucking year. These sappy ass-wipes try to say otherwise, dropping ten dollar words like hops, and malt. You’re a pussy for drinking that foo-foo shit anyways. Be a real man and try to drink 13 Bud Lites in a night. It’ll change you forever.
Dale Earnhardt IS Better • 2 years ago
Bud Lite?? Dude, Budweiser is the king of South Africa. Chump.