So Eva Wants to Keep Her Clothes On
Eva Longoria told Entertainment Magazine in a recent interview that she was looking forward to the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives because she is going to be dressing less in lingerie and skimpy clothing. Well let me tell you, she is the only one looking forward to it if what she says is true.
Honestly, isn’t this the chick who starred on the Soaps, aka soft-core porn in the afternoon? Isn’t she the one who is never seen in public without her naval or cleavage showing? This is a travesty; like Paris Hilton saying she wanted to go a year without sex. This is worse than Tom Cruise wanting to do Broadway plays.
I know who is really behind this: Tony Parker. Is it not kind of obvious that this cat has a serious jealousy thing going on? Why the sudden change of heart Eva? Was it the years of using your petite mid-section, supple clavicle, and dangerously toned legs to sex your way into the hearts of red-blooded men everywhere? Are you tired of being labeled as the Sexiest Women in the World by FHM? Do you really want to make us all watch Desperate Housewives for your acting skills?
Tony Parker is an evil, selfish man and I have some advice for him. If you want to date a supermodel that makes her living by having less than adequate clothing on, then you cannot turn her into a supermarket chick. You have to be willing to share these gorgeous women with the rest of us Average Joes. Buddy, you’re sleeping with her for real, the closest we get to that is taking our laptop to bed with us. Enjoy it while lasts, my friend, because one day you’re going to be wishing she were still hot enough to dress in a garter and bustier without that excess skin hanging over the edge and nipples pointing to the south pole.
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