John Titor Stuns the World; Travels Back to 2036
For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 5 years, and have no clue who this John Titor is, let me fill you in. John Titor appeared online one day, roughly around November 2nd, 2000, under the screen name Timetravel_0 and began to stun the world with his seemingly unintelligent responses to physics questions.
John Titor continued the road to and through ignominy by making prediction after prediction that would never see the light of day. Take for instance John’s prediction that no Olympic games would take place officially after 2004. And why was this, you ask? Mr. Titor attributes this lack of competition to the many armed conflicts that will take place, apparently between now and 2006. As we continue to wait for this Olympic ending conflict, we can only pray that Mr. Titor was wrong. (Go Turin!)
Another bold prophecy refers to an American Civil War. We, apparently, are only two years away from one of the most massive civil wars in history. Yes, that is right, John Titor has predicted that our own beautiful nation will experience a long and gruesome civil war, despite the fact that we learned our lesson some one hundred and forty years or so ago, and the possibility of a civil war is a pretty remote one. How many people in your neighborhood have the firepower to take on the modern soldier? Report all of them.
As we continue to see these prophecies not even coming close to reality we must remember to be resilient to the end and to tell our children’s children the harrowing tale of John Titor, the time traveler who went back to 2036 never to be seen or heard from again.
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