1st Dallas Watson Sighting!
On Saturday September 17th, about 1:30, the illustrious, the industrious, Mr. Dallas Billy Jo Bob Watson-Weatherfield Esq., was spotted in a White pick-‘em-up truck, drumming furiously along to some slack-jawed heavy metal rawk recording (probably), while tearing ass through the City Hall parking lot. Using the parking lot as a shortcut, D-dubs entered from the entrance on the CR 687 side and exited heading West, on North Maple Street. Apparently, he was trying to avoid the traffic light. The sonofabitch couldn’t even stop to donate some money (and get that beautiful ivory steed of his washed) to the Hurricane Katrina Relief Car Wash Fund thing. And don’t pretend like you didn’t see us there Mr. Watson. Not with the nubile, young bodies of… well I’m not gonna name names, parading around, scantily-clad, holding up roadside signs advertising the car wash. Also Ray Bloomer made an appearance, which I happen to think is quite notable.
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